1. Be a kid hoping to get out of your small, shitty Scottish village with precisely one bus, one road and just under a thousand people who hate everything around them including themselves.

2. Grow up to be an adult who flies away around the world to get out of said small, shitty Scottish village.

3. Come back to said small, shitty Scottish village.

4. Figure out a way to live there.

5. ??????

6. Profit.

 

 

Mon the trumpets ya bas!

Thanks for this Dom, I needed it.

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